Sunday, April 8, 2012

So We Decided to Go for a Ride One Day

And this is what happened:

Russ looked studley, as always
We met Sean
(He can ride fast . . . )

We rode cobbles
(who needs Paris - Roubaix anyway!)
Rich, in his never ending search
for lightness . . .
Cleverly decides 
He no longer needs this part
 . . . and . . .
Russ pushes him home
I guess he needs that part

Saturday, April 7, 2012

What's makin' Us so Happy?

The warm weather?
All these people on a Wednesday?
Wayne's shorts
(from behind?)
Eric showin' up from the West End?
NOPE . . . It's . . . 
New Shoes on the Wrong Feet!

Friday, April 6, 2012

Happy Birthday to YOU!

To Who?
no . . . not over there . . .
It's not either of these folks (but "HI JAMES!!)
Could it be one of these guys?
nope . . . they look too grouchy
nope . . . and if it was, they wouldn't even know it
Can't possibly be him . . . 
How is it that his face is almost the same color as his shirt?
(what's up with that?)
How 'bout one of these people?
(never mind the arms on the left)
I don't think so . . .
Me thinks it is this one!


Sunday, April 1, 2012

UNBELIEVABLE!

YES . . .  IT'S UNBELIEVABLE THAT:
NINE of us showed to ride in the heavy fog . . .  in March
that: ERIC joined us for the entire 90 miles!
that: we found JOE after losing him last week!
that: RUSS is still trying to be like Gary Fischer with his 'stach
that: WE stayed together all the way to Knife River
that: WE were able to ride at all, after losing this part!
that: WE rode 27.6 seconds after the Mocha Moose until Tim flats
TIM:  "now whatta I do?"
DAVE: "I dunno . . ."
" . . .  ask Jim . . ."
ERIC: "Let's change the tube"

TIM; "hey . . .  just for the heck of it, let's rip the valve stem off, and do it again!"
ERIC:  "yeah . . . OK . . . in fact, after we do it again, let's discover that the rim is bent . . . and won't keep the tire on"
JOE and DAVE:  (note silence . . . )
that: 35 miles later . . . Joe falls asleep on his bike
(** FYI:  Joe is an ornithologist and an ophthalmologist**)
(please note correct spelling of: ophthalmologist)
"the BOYS" somewhere on the 15+ mile climb from Two Harbors
(yes, it really is a 15+ mile climb)
WELL DONE GUYS!
that: there was this much snow crossing the divide

that: WE made it to Hugo's
that: Rich has a new basket on his bike
GREAT RIDE GUYS!

Monday, March 26, 2012

Yeah . . . I missed you guys . . .

THE SCENE:  8:00 am, Sunday morning . . .
Number of riders: 7
Boiling point of water: 212
Air temp: 30.28
I'm not sure what this means . . . but coincidentally, the morning air temperature times the number of riders exactly equal the boiling point of water.
I have absolutely no idea what that means, but clearly, it is significant.
Plan was to ride the Hugo's loop.
But with the "feels like" temp  (or whatever they call windchill now) at something close to absolute zero . . . our leader in safety green (you can tell which one she is . . . the one not in red), makes the wise decision to turn around at Fox Farm . . .  and head back to meet the others.
After a mad dash, and after somehow loosing Joe . . .
(Reference photo: if you find him, please send him back)
We amass at the church
Prepared to do battle once again
Back the Mocha Moose
Where we meet Allen, apparently storing food in his cheeks (like a squirrel?)
Sheree looking a bit tired after Kettlebells and TRX
and Logan and Randy!
(OK, some of these photos may actually be from Saturday, get over it!)
Some of us just couldn't resist the gravel . . .
While this guy came up with all kinds of excuses not to ride with us
(lesson:  never post anything on social media sites)
YUP . . . I think we are back in the saddle . . .

Monday, March 19, 2012

What Dreams are Made Of

OK . . . so I was going to post something about Saturday's Epic Sasquatch ride;
But . . . You can read about it here:
Then I was going to post something about today's "Sprint to the Finish"
until ... well, until I met Jasper and his Dad
He's 3 1/2 . . . not 3, but 3 1/2
Riding one of the coolest bikes I've ever seen!
(man, if I got your name wrong, I'm sorry . . .  I was a little delirious
have your Dad contact me, and I'll correct it!
NAME CORRECTED!  SORRY MAN)
and . . . for those of you wondering
funny what a couple hundred miles of ridin' will do . . .