Pathetic?

Discovered today secretly training(?)

When questioned why he would so such a thing,

as not only running . . .  but "running inside on a treadmill,"

he came up with some bogus excuse about 

being in the far North of Alberta.

(for those interested:   55°25′57″N 116°29′10″W )

Do we believe him?  I think not . . . 

I leave it up to you to determine the penalty 

for such a transgression.