Where has Russ been

Russ has been on family vacation for a couple days now and we have missed him... So where has Russ Been.  Well I found him today trying to closet train on us... he, as we all did, skipped this mornings 6am ride due to rain, but Russ took it upon himself to go for a ride at about 9am instead... when it was dry.  Needless to say, Karma got a hold of him, and when I saw him, he was stopped at the side of the road only 4 miles from his house with a flat tire waiting for his wonderful wife to come pick him up... Serves you right for trying to go out without one of the crew...