Friday, July 2, 2010

FURTHER CONFUSION!!!!!

Apparently our instructions are just too complicated 
It seems this rider
thought the letters:
C H U R C H
actually meant
"corner of Superior and Lester River RD"
(to learn the identity of this confused rider, read the whole darn blog)

These people can actually read
and marshalled at the C H U R C H at the appointed time
Started out great
until someone hit the gas
I have concluded, the secret of going fast is:
is to wear either a red or blue jersey
Anybody got one I can borrow?
Today was a blast . . . we spent 30 miles chasing
these guys . . . never caught them, even with red and blue jerseys!
Upon our return . . . who should we meet?
who apparently thought
6 : 0 0
meant 8:00 (that's OK, she gave it her best!)
note: gravel road
You will not find this on the pavement!
(selfish and shameless plug for gravel riding)
We have had a request from an unnamed rider
for smoother roads.
In the spirit of true accommodation and concern
may I suggest the following
This is the newly paved street in front of my house
Given that an average city block is 300 ft long 
(I'm too lazy to actually measure it)
We can ride up and down these two blocks a mere
270 times to equal 30 miles
What say You?
AND NOW, THE IDENTITY OF THE CONFUSED RIDER
Tomorrow, 6:30 AM
at;  the CHURCH
Lakeview Covenant Church
located not on Superior and Lester River Rd

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